{"id":723,"date":"2006-11-28T08:03:10","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=723"},"modified":"2006-11-28T08:03:10","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:03:10","slug":"i-have-a-good-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=723","title":{"rendered":"I Have  A Good Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got the morning news show on and every time they update the traffic, they&#8217;re sure to mention that Highway 1 is so icy, it&#8217;s like a skating rink.  Then they tell everyone to not go out and if they *do* have to go out, to slow down.  It&#8217;s very cold here, you see. Sunny today and minus 5 degrees celsius, minus 18 with the wind chill, not that I know what that means, &#8216;cos I&#8217;m from here so I think me &#038; the baby are just going to go out for a walk &#8211; he&#8217;s got a couple of pairs of pants, I&#8217;ll throw a hoodie on him, good to go, right?  (I&#8217;M KIDDING, GRANDPARENTS) Anyway &#8211; I&#8217;m thinking what might be a great money-maker and a lot of fun is if they officially CLOSED Highway 1 and rented ice skates to people at the entry ramps.  I would love to skate Highway 1!  They could use the revenue to buy another snowplow and a few bags of sand.  (to be fair, they can&#8217;t sand the highway out in the valley because it keeps blowing off the road)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got the morning news show on and every time they update the traffic, they&#8217;re sure to mention that Highway 1 is so icy, it&#8217;s like a skating rink. Then they tell everyone to not go out and if they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=723\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}