{"id":712,"date":"2006-11-21T07:52:19","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T15:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=712"},"modified":"2006-11-21T08:31:10","modified_gmt":"2006-11-21T16:31:10","slug":"i-know-im-5-years-behind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=712","title":{"rendered":"I Know I&#8217;m 5 Years Behind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have never until this moment seen Dora the Explorer.  What an odd show.<\/p>\n<p>Does the whole &#8220;Dora asks the children out in TV land a question and then waits for the answer&#8221; thing work?  Cause in the absence of any preschoolers it&#8217;s just an awkward silence in our house. <\/p>\n<p>Also, I think the show is not bilingual because of any wish to help children learn more languages but because when you&#8217;re writing songs it seriously increases your ability to make rhymes if you use two languages.  Assuming you don&#8217;t use English and, y&#8217;know, Russian.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come on\/let&#8217;s go\/<i>Vamanos!<\/i>&#8221;<br \/>\nor<br \/>\n&#8220;Come on\/let&#8217;s go\/ <i>\u00d0\u00bf\u00d1\u20ac\u00d0\u00b5\u00d0\u00bf\u00d1\u008f\u00d1\u201a\u00d1\u0081\u00d1\u201a\u00d0\u00b2\u00d1\u0192\u00d0\u00b9\u00d1\u201a\u00d0\u00b5 \u00d0\u00bd\u00d0\u00b0\u00d0\u00bc \u00d0\u00bf\u00d0\u00be\u00d0\u00b9\u00d1\u201a\u00d0\u00b8! <\/i><br \/>\n(according to an online translator.  May actually mean: &#8220;Give me a Dr. Pepper&#8221; for all I know.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.peepandthebigwideworld.com\/\"> Peep and the Big Wide World,<\/a> on the other hand, which <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\"> M. Gecko<\/a> has been telling me about for a squidzillion years, is indeed very cute and funny and features a purple duck.  Today, he built a SNOW DUCK!  (The purple duck, not M. Gecko.  As far as I know.)  I built a <a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=99\"> snow duck once.<\/a>  <\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m 32.  Shut up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have never until this moment seen Dora the Explorer. What an odd show. Does the whole &#8220;Dora asks the children out in TV land a question and then waits for the answer&#8221; thing work? Cause in the absence of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=712\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}