{"id":705,"date":"2006-11-16T20:06:08","date_gmt":"2006-11-17T04:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=705"},"modified":"2006-11-16T20:06:08","modified_gmt":"2006-11-17T04:06:08","slug":"hi-i-got-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=705","title":{"rendered":"Hi!  I Got NOTHING!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Except that there is not much funnier than a baby trying to get one sock off using the other foot when that baby is wearing footie pyjamas.  <\/p>\n<p>Eclipps has a plastic sheet with my name written on it in Sharpie for tomorrow morning.  Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion &#038; thanks for voting.  And special thanks to Shelley for trying to un-suburban my ass &#8211; er, hair &#8211; with a nice salon suggestion.  My ass is un-class-upable, unfortunately.  It&#8217;s too late.  We live in The Mizzle now. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Except that there is not much funnier than a baby trying to get one sock off using the other foot when that baby is wearing footie pyjamas. Eclipps has a plastic sheet with my name written on it in Sharpie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=705\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}