{"id":689,"date":"2006-11-04T20:14:32","date_gmt":"2006-11-05T04:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=689"},"modified":"2006-11-04T20:15:04","modified_gmt":"2006-11-05T04:15:04","slug":"wherein-the-question-of-what-to-do-with-my-postpartum-shed-answers-itself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=689","title":{"rendered":"Wherein the Question of What to do with My Postpartum Shed Answers itself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyricsfreak.com\/d\/depeche+mode\/personal+jesus_20039367.html\"> personal yeti<\/a><br \/>\nSomeone who&#8217;s got big feet<br \/>\nSomeone who&#8217;s sweet<br \/>\nYour own personal yeti<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll keep you warm at night<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll fight all your fights<\/p>\n<p>Standing tall in the shower stall<br \/>\nWatching it fall<br \/>\nWho can I call?<br \/>\nIt gathers &#8217;round the drain<br \/>\nI scoop it up again<\/p>\n<p>Months ago I was smug, you know<br \/>\nHa ha ho!<br \/>\nWatch it grow!<br \/>\nNow it&#8217;s piling high<br \/>\nAnd all I do is cry<\/p>\n<p>Your own personal yeti<br \/>\nHe will hug you tight<br \/>\nKiss you goodnight<br \/>\nYour own personal yeti<br \/>\nHis rates are very cheap<br \/>\nHis soul runs deep<\/p>\n<p>Reach out and pet him<br \/>\nReach out and pet him<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your own personal yeti Someone who&#8217;s got big feet Someone who&#8217;s sweet Your own personal yeti He&#8217;ll keep you warm at night He&#8217;ll fight all your fights Standing tall in the shower stall Watching it fall Who can I call? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=689\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}