The next 5 people I know who have babies will receive a copy of that DVD\/video tape that plays a fireplace. (Only because I cannot afford to give you all gas fireplaces.) <\/p>\n
My baby has been transfixed by the flicker of our gas fireplace for the last 20 minutes. That’s long enough to: brush my teeth, change my clothes, throw out accumulated living room garbage, put the wet diapers in the diaper pail, get more water, take my vitamins and spend 5 minutes wondering what, exactly, to do about my hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The next 5 people I know who have babies will receive a copy of that DVD\/video tape that plays a fireplace. (Only because I cannot afford to give you all gas fireplaces.) My baby has been transfixed by the flicker … Continue reading