This is a song called Thursday. It goes a lot like Wednesday. Make up your own tune; I’m tired.<\/p>\n
Wake up
\nfeed baby
\nchange baby
\nfeed baby some more
\nburp baby (baby whines during this part because he thinks I have stopped feeding him and if I stop, how will he get to 20b lbs by the weekend?)
\nfeed baby some more
\nexchange pleasantries with baby
\nbaby yawns
\nnurse baby to sleep
\nbaby sleeps almost instantly
\nwait until baby is really asleep, put baby down<\/p>\n
baby wakes up
\nattempt pleasantries with baby
\nbaby screams
\ntry various soothing techniques
\nBABY SCREAMS
\nfeed baby
\nbaby sleeps almost instantly
\nhold baby for 1 hour while it sleeps.<\/p>\n
baby wakes up. complaining.
\nchange baby’s diaper
\nvery short exchange of pleasantries
\nwash hands, leaving baby on floor WHERE THERE ARE SHARKS APPARENTLY
\n(BABY SCREAMS)
\ntry assorted soothing
\nBABY SCREAMS
\nfeed baby
\nbaby eats for a while, falls asleep
\nhold baby for 1 hour<\/p>\n
baby wakes up, squints up at me, starts to cry
\nplace baby on floor to change diaper
\nBABY SCREAMS
\npick up baby, go upstairs for change of scene
\nbaby headbutts my collarbone
\nplace baby on changetable SCREAMS pick baby up place baby on bed SCREAMS pick baby up SCREAMS decide fuck it and change baby on table after all check for lesions, snakebites, see nothing
\nback downstairs
\nfeed baby
\nbaby sleeps
\ntype entry with left hand.<\/p>\n
And this is BEFORE he gets immunized at 5 pm. holla!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is a song called Thursday. It goes a lot like Wednesday. Make up your own tune; I’m tired. Wake up feed baby change baby feed baby some more burp baby (baby whines during this part because he thinks I … Continue reading