{"id":647,"date":"2006-08-29T09:32:03","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T17:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=647"},"modified":"2006-08-29T09:37:22","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T17:37:22","slug":"i-spell-it-w-a-n-k","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=647","title":{"rendered":"I Spell it “W-A-N-K”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two things I heard yesterday:
\n An album of instrumental covers of Neil Young songs.<\/a> The band is “Sisters Euclid,” the album is called “Run Neil Run” and I would advise anyone within earshot to do just that.<\/p>\n

Oh, unless you wish to have your THOUGHTS PROVOKED. Like with a version of “Southern Man” where the guitar howls, shrieks and accuses, while the organ plinks out “Dixie.”<\/p>\n

Why? would you take perfectly good lyrical content, discard it and try to re-interpret using electric guitar? (because you are a guitar boy) And how, how? could this have been produced? (because you are a guitar boy with PULL.)<\/p>\n

Speaking of self-indulgent pap, we heard Nickelback’s new single on the local easy listening radio station while we bought vegetables. Poor Chad Kroeger. I think we can all agree on one thing: easy listening, he’s not.<\/p>\n

(Since he got arrested <\/a> on suspicion of drunk driving [he is pleading not-guilty] I have learned that his real last name isn’t even Kroeger! It’s Turton! Why would you change your name to Kroeger? If you could pick a last name and you knew you were heading for adult contempo – oh, I mean ROCK – stardom, why not pick a last name like Sanchez. Chad Sanchez. I like that!) <\/p>\n

Tell me all about it, Chad. Let’s hang out and you can tell me all your secrets. And then I’ll tell the internet and you can write a song about me and say things like, “oooh she’s a skank and a bitch\/that cheeseblog witch\/she really sold me out\/she makes me shout\/ai ai ai\/I’m just a man\/she said she was a fan\/man oh man” <\/p>\n

high kicks<\/b>
\nfireworks<\/b>
\nhigh kicks<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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