Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
\nWhen I come to the clubs, step aside
\nPop the seeds, don’t be hating me in the line
\nV.I.P because you know I gotta shine
\nI’m Fergie Ferg
\nGive me love you long time<\/p>\n
All my girls get down on the floor
\nBack to back drop it down real low
\nI’m such a lady but I’m dancing like a ho
\nBecause you know what, I don’t give a f***
\nSo here we go!<\/p>\n
How come every time you come around
\nMy London London Bridge want to go down
\nLike London London want you to go down
\nLike London London be going down<\/i><\/p>\n
I have no idea what she is on about, but maybe it’s supposed to go on my head? <\/p>\n
Moving on! Thanks to Jurgen, <\/a> I now know about MC Hammer’s blog.<\/a> (Celebrities use Blogger! They’re just like us!)<\/p>\n Trombone is 3 weeks old and we haven’t broken him yet. Though sometimes he seems concerned. Then I tell him it goes on his head and he feels better immediately.<\/p>\n It is TOO HOT to be breastfeeding. I thought June would be the perfect time to have a baby because of how hot it wouldn’t<\/b> be when I was pregnant. Silly me. Actually, December\/January might be the best time to have a baby because then you would be in your 2nd trimester (the best ever) in the heat of summer, plus you’d have a little bitty oven to warm yourself on 8-12-16 times a day. Depending on the baby’s appetite. Mine is huge. The nurse came by & weighed him last week. 10 lbs 15 oz. That’s almost 2 lbs he’s gained. His rolls have rolls and those rolls have their own area codes.<\/p>\n Since it got hot, we’ve been staying inside. (Except yesterday when we went to Metrotown for the air conditioning, which just made it more cruel to come home on public transit.) Saint Aardvark <\/a> has been sponging himself off with a wet facecloth, just like Marlon Brando. And because it’s the weekend and The Weekend CBC hurts me, Trombone and I have been sitting on the couch and listening to CFOX, where, apparently, it is the ’90s all over again. Today I taught Trombone to rock out to Soundgarden. We both smell like a mosh pit anyway; might as well act the part.<\/p>\n The other day we saw a confounding commercial, the entirety of which consisted of an enthusiastic woman saying, “It goes on your HEAD!” interspersed with pictures of people putting something..on..their…heads. Or thereabouts. This repeats maybe 6 times. Who knows what … Continue reading ![](\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/arlo_worried.jpg\"\/)
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