{"id":630,"date":"2006-07-02T16:53:58","date_gmt":"2006-07-03T00:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=630"},"modified":"2006-07-02T17:17:34","modified_gmt":"2006-07-03T01:17:34","slug":"big-trombone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=630","title":{"rendered":"Big Trombone"},"content":{"rendered":"

OMG PONIES! We had a baby boy! His name is Trombone. Seriously, we can’t decide on a name for him yet. Trombone has really stuck, unfortunately, so we’ll have to get him a real name soon. But you are the internet, so you don’t get to know what it is. Ha ha!<\/p>\n

Les stats:
\nBorn 2:26 pm July 1, 2006.
\n9 lbs 2 oz.
\nWasn’t as bad as all that. Not nearly as bad as hospital food.
\nPics & story to follow.<\/p>\n

Uncle Truckdrivingchef, sorry, your comment was in moderation until I got home. <\/p>\n

Thanks for your happy wishes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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