{"id":62,"date":"2003-11-27T11:59:11","date_gmt":"2003-11-27T18:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=62"},"modified":"2003-11-27T11:59:11","modified_gmt":"2003-11-27T18:59:11","slug":"so-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"So wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nDisregard my previous statement about horoscopes. I just flipped on the TV while I ate my lunch and was attacked by the Macy&#8217;s Thanksgiving Day Parade.  Not just any part of it, mind you, but the Macy&#8217;s.com float, a paddlewheeler filled with happy people.  And Chicago.  The band.  No, no, no Peter Cetera.  Some anonymous lead singer.  And then they played &#8220;Jolly Old Saint Nick.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>If that&#8217;s one of the good things that I deserve, then I&#8217;ve been worse than I could have imagined.  I&#8217;m sorry!   <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disregard my previous statement about horoscopes. I just flipped on the TV while I ate my lunch and was attacked by the Macy&#8217;s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Not just any part of it, mind you, but the Macy&#8217;s.com float, a paddlewheeler &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=62\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}