{"id":616,"date":"2006-06-13T15:37:33","date_gmt":"2006-06-13T23:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=616"},"modified":"2006-06-13T15:40:31","modified_gmt":"2006-06-13T23:40:31","slug":"a-mental-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=616","title":{"rendered":"A Mental Affair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently I became aware that &#8220;Beverly Hills 90210&#8221; is on television every day at 3 pm, on a  new station called &#8220;TVTropolis.&#8221; (formerly known as &#8220;Prime&#8221; or &#8220;Channel 48&#8221;)  It seems that all day on TVTropolis they broadcast the crappiest shows from the &#8217;80s and &#8217;90s and at night they show reality TV.   I came in just at the second or third episode of BH 90210 and I am delighted to report that it is one crappy show.  This <b>in no way<\/b> will stop me from watching every single episode for the next however-many-months it takes.<\/p>\n<p>For example, check this nugget from today&#8217;s episode, where Mom almost has an affair with her college &#8220;one-that-got-away&#8221; boyfriend after Dad is ignoring her in favour of working in his accounting office:<\/p>\n<p>Mom: (in college boyfriend&#8217;s embrace) I can&#8217;t&#8230;I can&#8217;t think!<br \/>\nCollege boyfriend: We&#8217;re already having a mental affair!  And that&#8217;s worse than a physical one!<\/p>\n<p>The other day, during the &#8220;Kelly&#8217;s Mom is a cokehead and is embarrassing her in front of the whole school&#8221; episode, there was a mother-daughter fashion show and I realized that wow: the teenage girls on TV then were on average 3 sizes bigger than teenage girls on TV now.  Brenda and Kelly actually look healthy and well-fed.  Observe:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebuzzbin.com\/boxes\/90210b.jpg\"> The 90210 crew <\/a> versus <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davegeeonline.com\/tv\/the-oc-dvd\/theocdvdcast.jpg\"> The O.C crew.<\/a>  I hate to sound like one of those frowning biddies, but My Goodness the Young People Today and The Clothes They Wear!  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m amazed that there is a noticeable difference between then and now.  I became aware a long time ago of the discrepancy between the bodies of real women and the bodies of women on TV.   Apparently I haven&#8217;t been paying attention or I&#8217;ve been desensitized over the years because I thought the status quo &#8211; wrong as it might be &#8211; was being maintained; I certainly didn&#8217;t think things were getting worse.<\/p>\n<p>I also had a memory of BH 90210 being this horrible, trashy show, with lots of slutting around and lower than basement values.  Maybe that happens a couple of seasons in, but so far (7 episodes in) it&#8217;s shittily written but not so trashy.  However, my initial impression from 16 years ago stands: Jason Priestley is far too pretty and Tori Spelling far too scary to be real.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently I became aware that &#8220;Beverly Hills 90210&#8221; is on television every day at 3 pm, on a new station called &#8220;TVTropolis.&#8221; (formerly known as &#8220;Prime&#8221; or &#8220;Channel 48&#8221;) It seems that all day on TVTropolis they broadcast the crappiest &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=616\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}