{"id":613,"date":"2006-06-22T10:19:57","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T18:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=613"},"modified":"2006-06-22T10:21:01","modified_gmt":"2006-06-22T18:21:01","slug":"silent-birth-be-damned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=613","title":{"rendered":"Silent Birth Be Damned!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do we all think about &#8220;Armageddon&#8221; by Prism as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanpregnancy.org\/labornbirth\/secondstage.html\"> 2nd stage of labour <\/a>music?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll leave you to ponder the lyrics, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prism.ca\/showlyric.php?title=armageddon\"> Prism.ca.<\/a>  (I&#8217;m afraid I couldn&#8217;t find a nice file for y&#8217;all to download &#038; listen &#8211; midi or otherwise.  How can there be no Prism midis?  Prism was MADE for midis.  But if you&#8217;re going to sing along, I find doing an excellent Axl Rose impression helps.  Including snake dance.  Oh and don&#8217;t forget the &#8220;pingggggggg&#8221; and &#8220;weeeoooooooooo&#8221; noises.)<\/p>\n<p><i>There was a full moon over Memphis<br \/>\nNational Guard outside<br \/>\nThousands wait for Elvis<br \/>\nWaitin&#8217; ever since he died<br \/>\nFor a miracle to gonna happen<br \/>\nHis eminence to restore<br \/>\nThe sound of thunder crackin&#8217;<br \/>\nSignals the beginning of the war to end all wars<\/p>\n<p>Armageddon carry me home<br \/>\nArmageddon carry me home<br \/>\nArmageddon carry me home<br \/>\nArmageddon carry me home<\/p>\n<p>Jerry and Linda in the Whitehouse<br \/>\nPresident sleepin&#8217; in his shoes<br \/>\nRed phones ring in the blackout<br \/>\nAin&#8217;t got time to lose<br \/>\nU-boats off New England<br \/>\nEnemy submarines<br \/>\nFrom Boston to Miami<br \/>\nOn a red alert, you better scramble all the F-15&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>Armageddon carry me home<br \/>\nArmageddon carry me home <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do we all think about &#8220;Armageddon&#8221; by Prism as 2nd stage of labour music? I&#8217;ll leave you to ponder the lyrics, from Prism.ca. (I&#8217;m afraid I couldn&#8217;t find a nice file for y&#8217;all to download &#038; listen &#8211; midi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=613\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babby","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}