{"id":607,"date":"2006-05-26T10:13:37","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T18:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=607"},"modified":"2006-05-26T10:14:15","modified_gmt":"2006-05-26T18:14:15","slug":"in-a-perfect-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=607","title":{"rendered":"In a Perfect World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all &#8211; well, we who <b>wanted to<\/b> could put signs up in our places of work that say:<\/p>\n<p><i>Information gladly given but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This was posted next to the bus driver&#8217;s head on the bus to Horseshoe Bay this past weekend and it delighted me, not only because I frequently feel sorry for bus drivers, being trapped in their seats by the Crazy, but because HELL YES! this is office-appropriate.  <\/p>\n<p>I am making one for my last week at work, complete with glitter glue, cut-out foam animals and, of course, Tiny Rotating Knives.  Also I have augmented so it reads &#8220;&#8230;YOUR safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all &#8211; well, we who wanted to could put signs up in our places of work that say: Information gladly given but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation. This was posted next to the bus driver&#8217;s head on the bus &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=607\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}