{"id":606,"date":"2006-05-25T05:11:12","date_gmt":"2006-05-25T13:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=606"},"modified":"2006-05-25T07:50:26","modified_gmt":"2006-05-25T15:50:26","slug":"this-is-why-i-am-faithful-to-rob-breznys-horoscopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=606","title":{"rendered":"This Is Why  I am Faithful to Rob Breszny&#8217;s Horoscopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.freewillastrology.com\/horoscopes\/aquarius.html\"> Because he knows things.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>Aquarius:  Your power animal is the queen bee, which lays up to 2,000 eggs a day in the spring. Like her, you are stupendously fertile. In fact, you&#8217;re capable of so much creative expression that it could take months for you to ripen all the new life that you&#8217;re now spawning. Just because you have this potential, however, doesn&#8217;t guarantee that you will use it well or completely. There&#8217;s a first important step you can take to help ensure that you do: Treat yourself with the same care and reverence and optimism you would a woman who&#8217;s nine months pregnant. <\/i><\/p>\n<p>I will attempt to use the word &#8220;stupendous&#8221; more often.  It is underused and underappreciated and I&#8217;m always looking to revive such words.  My use of &#8220;fantastic&#8221; has, of late, become more sardonic than enthusiastic, making me sound too much like a road-weary Bill Vanderzalm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because he knows things. Aquarius: Your power animal is the queen bee, which lays up to 2,000 eggs a day in the spring. Like her, you are stupendously fertile. In fact, you&#8217;re capable of so much creative expression that it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=606\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}