{"id":590,"date":"2006-04-20T09:32:29","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T17:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=590"},"modified":"2006-04-20T09:36:17","modified_gmt":"2006-04-20T17:36:17","slug":"im-starting-up-a-posse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=590","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Starting Up a Posse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tjskids.com\/cart.asp?whichpage=1&#038;mode=price&#038;search=null&#038;maincat=57&#038;category=31&#038;brand=0&#038;expand=categories&#038;pagesize=&#038;item=1256\"> LOOK <\/a> at what a little harmless surfing can bring out of the woodwork.  No, at least it&#8217;s not a hot dog suit.  Yes, it&#8217;s a bear suit for your baby that costs One Hundred Thirty Dollars.<\/p>\n<p>In case there was doubt in anyone&#8217;s mind, here&#8217;s where I stand on baby clothes: As Far Away from That Freak Anne Geddes as Possible.  Why are there <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tigerden.com\/infopage\/furry\/\"> furries?<\/a>  ANNE GEDDES.  Why is <a href=\"http:\/\/miracle.annegeddes.com\/interviews.cfm\"> Celine Dion&#8217;s<\/a> heart still pumping blood?  ANNE GEDDES.  Why are thousands of North American women afraid to eat <a href=\"http:\/\/artifox.telekom.ru\/pictures\/anne\/cabbage_s.jpg\"> cabbage<\/a>  and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hpl.hp.com\/research\/idl\/papers\/auctions\/images\/ageddes_148.jpg\"> green peas in the pod?<\/a>  ANNE BLOODY GEDDES.<\/p>\n<p>She must be stopped.  Let us march.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just LOOK at what a little harmless surfing can bring out of the woodwork. No, at least it&#8217;s not a hot dog suit. Yes, it&#8217;s a bear suit for your baby that costs One Hundred Thirty Dollars. In case there &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=590\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}