{"id":568,"date":"2006-02-20T14:48:59","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T22:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=568"},"modified":"2006-06-14T16:53:44","modified_gmt":"2006-06-15T00:53:44","slug":"a-very-short-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=568","title":{"rendered":"A Very Short Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Four co-workers in an elevator.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Co-worker B to me: Wow &#8211; you still haven&#8217;t received your new phone that you ordered 2 weeks ago?<br \/>\nMe: Mmm, long story, blah blah,  but it should come any day.  I live in hope.<br \/>\nCo-worker C: Oh my god, you live in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hopebc.ca\/\"> <i>Hope<\/i><\/a>?<br \/>\nMe: (silence)<br \/>\nCo-worker C: Oh&#8230;.you were being <i>sarcastic<\/i>&#8230;<br \/>\nMe: (silence)<br \/>\nElevator: Ding!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four co-workers in an elevator. Co-worker B to me: Wow &#8211; you still haven&#8217;t received your new phone that you ordered 2 weeks ago? Me: Mmm, long story, blah blah, but it should come any day. I live in hope. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=568\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-the-elevator"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}