{"id":566,"date":"2006-02-16T13:36:49","date_gmt":"2006-02-16T21:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=566"},"modified":"2006-02-16T13:37:08","modified_gmt":"2006-02-16T21:37:08","slug":"the-hunger-it-isnt-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=566","title":{"rendered":"The Hunger, it isn&#8217;t Right."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The [smartest] babby [in the universe] has dug a tunnel bypassing my stomach and installed a sort of hamster-tube contraption which connects directly to my esophagus.  When I eat, babby scoots up the tube &#038; snatches the food right before it gets to the stomach, then hustles back to the uterus to eat to its heart&#8217;s content.  Meanwhile my stomach sits empty and grumbling, waiting for the meal my tastebuds said was coming.<\/p>\n<p>This is the only possible explanation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The [smartest] babby [in the universe] has dug a tunnel bypassing my stomach and installed a sort of hamster-tube contraption which connects directly to my esophagus. When I eat, babby scoots up the tube &#038; snatches the food right before &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=566\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}