I should have used the foam earplug between my toes a week ago! What blissful world is this where the earplug nestles comfortably and stays in place without the benefit of tape or glue? Foam earplugs: not just for tuning out your neighbour’s incessant electronic music anymore!<\/p>\n
Gino Vanelli has made a new pop album. <\/p>\n
Now, try to forget I said that! Ha! You can’t! Neither can I! I refuse to suffer alone with this knowledge.<\/p>\n
We kept hearing this wretched song on the radio, it was all “Jazz Choir”y, you know, like in grade 10? about how it’s only love and don’t worry about it<\/i> and it’s only love hey I can learn to live without it<\/i> culminating with this no-soul wail about how the singer would like us to “excuse [him] while he goes off and [dies]…” with a big long trill on the “iiiiiiiiii” part of “die” and everytime we heard it, Saint Aardvark would say, “who the hell is this again? Is it Big Gay Al?”<\/a> and I would say, “I think it must be a Canadian Idol winner… it has that desperate false showmanship about it, mixed with a voice I don’t recognize, combined with uber-frequent airplay (indicating Canadian Content)…” (only I said it much less coherently because, of late, I am much less coherent – pregnant-head is not a myth, people; yesterday I tried locking my apartment door with the front-door key and then got really frustrated when it wouldn’t work ) but as it turns out, the singer in question is Mr. Wild Horses himself.<\/a> Hey, I liked Wild Horses enough. 20 years ago.<\/p>\n My favourite part of that fansite (other than ALL THE PHOTOS especially the crotch shot with Gino reading Walt Whitman, oh and can you imagine meeting this hair <\/a> in a dark alley?) is near the end and yes, this is a cheap shot as the site’s owner obviously does not speak English as a first language, but: “Beware of new Gino Vannelli live concerts in the Winter of 2006”? Awesome. Thanks for the tip! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I should have used the foam earplug between my toes a week ago! What blissful world is this where the earplug nestles comfortably and stays in place without the benefit of tape or glue? Foam earplugs: not just for tuning … Continue reading