{"id":556,"date":"2006-01-24T11:45:50","date_gmt":"2006-01-24T19:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=556"},"modified":"2006-01-24T11:45:50","modified_gmt":"2006-01-24T19:45:50","slug":"i-realize-were-all-a-little-blue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"I Realize We’re All A Little Blue"},"content":{"rendered":"

But sir, don’t you think that since you’re the one driving 60 km\/h down the middle of the sidewalk in a motorized scooter that it’s not the responsibility of the woman walking tidily on her side<\/b> (and do you know how UNUSUAL that is?) of the sidewalk to move over? And do you really think that calling her a “fucking [racial slur]” will help ease anyone’s pain?<\/p>\n

People suck ass sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

But sir, don’t you think that since you’re the one driving 60 km\/h down the middle of the sidewalk in a motorized scooter that it’s not the responsibility of the woman walking tidily on her side (and do you know … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiots","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}