{"id":542,"date":"2005-12-16T15:52:40","date_gmt":"2005-12-16T23:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=542"},"modified":"2005-12-16T15:52:40","modified_gmt":"2005-12-16T23:52:40","slug":"youre-a-real-smartie-mcflurry-arent-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=542","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re a real Smartie McFlurry, aren&#8217;t you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/story\/canada\/national\/2005\/12\/16\/smarties-claim20051216.html\"> this story.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Smartie McFlurry: Sworn enemy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcgeesinn.com\/\"> Auberge McGee.<\/a>  And yes, it is very crowded in my head.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love this story. (Smartie McFlurry: Sworn enemy of Auberge McGee. And yes, it is very crowded in my head.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}