{"id":538,"date":"2005-11-30T19:26:01","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T03:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=538"},"modified":"2005-11-30T19:26:01","modified_gmt":"2005-12-01T03:26:01","slug":"all-right-its-done-bring-on-december","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=538","title":{"rendered":"All Right.  It&#8217;s Done.  Bring on December."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At approximately 7:15 this evening, on page 117, with my 50,017th word, I completed my November Novel.  It does not have a title, though &#8220;NovNov&#8221; has been suggested and will probably be discarded as a serious prospect.<\/p>\n<p>Those of you who know how I feel about the number 17 can appreciate how excited I was when the character spoke his last, poignant line and the word count added up so beautifully.  You can all appreciate my immediate (and somewhat awe-inspiring) rage when, on attempting to validate my word count at the fabulous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nanowrimo.org\"> Nanowrimo <\/a> wordcount engine place, I discovered that my OFFICIAL wordcount was a scant 49, 939.  Fuckers!  <\/p>\n<p>So I added some irrelevant dialogue and now I have to go take it out again before I forget.<\/p>\n<p>17 Forever!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At approximately 7:15 this evening, on page 117, with my 50,017th word, I completed my November Novel. It does not have a title, though &#8220;NovNov&#8221; has been suggested and will probably be discarded as a serious prospect. Those of you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=538\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-serious"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}