{"id":535,"date":"2005-11-22T16:00:23","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T00:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=535"},"modified":"2005-11-22T16:04:37","modified_gmt":"2005-11-23T00:04:37","slug":"dear-lorne-mayencourt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=535","title":{"rendered":"Dear Lorne Mayencourt! The remix."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Lorne Mayencourt,<\/p>\n<p>A belated congratulations on trouncing Tim Stevenson in the provincial election.  Well, those 72 votes were hardly a trouncing but hey &#8211; you won!  Though I was expecting great and crazy things from you, I have heard nary a peep from you.  Too busy?  Too tired?  Who knows.<\/p>\n<p>Until today.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I heard that you were the lone dissenting voice in the BC legislature when the decision was made to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/bc\/story\/bc_no-raise20051121.html\"> roll back <\/a> the newly granted 15% pay raise for MLAs.  And I smiled a little at your self-confidence.    Because of COURSE you  are worth a 15% pay raise.  You, sir, are our North Star in a sky full of supernovas.   I am sure the rest of your constituents would agree.  That is why I am suggesting a vote.<\/p>\n<p>What?  You say you have already participated in a vote?  No, I don&#8217;t mean that you and your co-workers get to vote on whether or not you get a raise.   Anyone can do that.  Just yesterday, I held an informal vote in my workplace and all my co-workers and I agreed that we should all get a 20% raise.  Unfortunately, we have bosses who decide whether or not we get a raise so when we voted &#8220;yes,&#8221; really all that was indicated was high self-esteem.<\/p>\n<p>The kind of vote I mean is where your constituents decide whether you deserve a raise.  Maybe it could be preceded by a performance review where you print up little pamphlets and attend some meetings and the people in Vancouver-Burrard get to decide what kind of job you&#8217;re doing.  15%?  10%?  Maybe even 25% &#8211; who knows!  <\/p>\n<p>Because really, WE are your bosses.  And yet we have no say in your working conditions at all.  All we get to say is &#8220;Lorne&#8221; or &#8220;No Lorne&#8221; on a ballot once every 4 years and the rest of the time, you get to say &#8220;yes&#8221; and &#8220;no&#8221; on all kinds of things.  Like pay raises.  <\/p>\n<p>Now personally, I haven&#8217;t seen you do a 15% pay raise&#8217;s worth of work since you&#8217;ve been in office.  But don&#8217;t leave it up to me.  Put it to the electorate.  They voted you in, albeit barely.  Perhaps they think you&#8217;re worth it.<\/p>\n<p>And for Christmas I would like some silver hoop earrings because I lost my favourite ones.<\/p>\n<p>All my love,<br \/>\nCheesefairy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Lorne Mayencourt, A belated congratulations on trouncing Tim Stevenson in the provincial election. Well, those 72 votes were hardly a trouncing but hey &#8211; you won! Though I was expecting great and crazy things from you, I have heard &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=535\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-serious"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}