{"id":533,"date":"2005-11-16T10:17:51","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T18:17:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=533"},"modified":"2005-11-16T10:17:51","modified_gmt":"2005-11-16T18:17:51","slug":"orange-is-the-best","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"Orange is the Best"},"content":{"rendered":"

We bought some tangerines on the weekend and MAN are they good. They smell and taste like orange smelly felts! But the best part is the sticker. It says “Gaypak Murcott” and has a picture of a smiling orange. <\/p>\n

I prefer not to think of this as me eating something that is smiling. I prefer to be amused by an orange called Gaypak Murcott.<\/p>\n

In fact, I might create a character with that name to spice up my novel a little.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We bought some tangerines on the weekend and MAN are they good. They smell and taste like orange smelly felts! But the best part is the sticker. It says “Gaypak Murcott” and has a picture of a smiling orange. I … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}