{"id":528,"date":"2005-10-31T13:10:25","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T21:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=528"},"modified":"2005-10-31T13:10:25","modified_gmt":"2005-10-31T21:10:25","slug":"three-things-not-a-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=528","title":{"rendered":"Three Things (not a meme)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First-of-all-y, it&#8217;s Lilah&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.silentqueuedesign.com\/babyblog\"> birthday!<\/a>  Welcome to the world, baby!<\/p>\n<p>Second-of-all-y, I&#8217;m adding to the public record that NEXT Halloween I want to be the A-Team.  No, not alone.  I need the rest of the A-Team too.  So think it over.  You have one year.<\/p>\n<p>Third-of-all-y, how is it when I am dressed as a rhinestone cowboy in a sequined tank top, jeans and a cowboy hat with appliqued Showgirl-style Godawfula that people STILL tell me I look like Sarah McLachlan?  Shania Twain I could believe.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, my ducks are dressed like cows and everyone thinks they&#8217;re pigs so it&#8217;s not just me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First-of-all-y, it&#8217;s Lilah&#8217;s birthday! Welcome to the world, baby! Second-of-all-y, I&#8217;m adding to the public record that NEXT Halloween I want to be the A-Team. No, not alone. I need the rest of the A-Team too. So think it over. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=528\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ducks","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}