{"id":525,"date":"2005-10-20T09:41:34","date_gmt":"2005-10-20T17:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=525"},"modified":"2005-10-20T09:42:37","modified_gmt":"2005-10-20T17:42:37","slug":"question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"Question!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently there is some sort of situation taking place in our nation&#8217;s capital.  The civil servants must have masking tape on their mouths or have their cheeks gummed with toffee because they are unable to pick up the phone and make a call to confirm a meeting that THEY SET UP.  Instead, they have emailed civil servants on the ever-slacking west coast, to call the meeting attendee in question and confirm the meeting&#8217;s time and location.<\/p>\n<p>Goddessa surely smites with great force and uncontrollable anger those who for whatever reason, be it toffee, terrorists or sheer sloth, cannot finish the tasks they begin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently there is some sort of situation taking place in our nation&#8217;s capital. The civil servants must have masking tape on their mouths or have their cheeks gummed with toffee because they are unable to pick up the phone and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=525\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goddessa-smites-you"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}