{"id":517,"date":"2005-09-22T16:28:29","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T00:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=517"},"modified":"2005-09-22T16:28:29","modified_gmt":"2005-09-23T00:28:29","slug":"it-just-hit-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=517","title":{"rendered":"It Just Hit Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you suppose America&#8217;s Next Top Model is run in &#8220;cycles&#8221; rather than seasons as a coy way of referring to menstrooation?  If so, why has a tampon commercial not yet been one of the challenges?  I sure hope this Cycle has a tampon commercial or perhaps a pad commerical (do they still make those?) where the mystery of the blue water is solved, once and for all.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you suppose America&#8217;s Next Top Model is run in &#8220;cycles&#8221; rather than seasons as a coy way of referring to menstrooation? If so, why has a tampon commercial not yet been one of the challenges? I sure hope this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=517\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}