{"id":503,"date":"2005-08-28T16:00:24","date_gmt":"2005-08-29T00:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=503"},"modified":"2005-08-28T16:00:24","modified_gmt":"2005-08-29T00:00:24","slug":"totally-overblown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"Totally Overblown"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re going to do laundry, DO IT. Don’t leave it to mildew while I wait for you to come back & move your shit around so I can do my own laundry. Pay attention! Wash takes 35 – 40 minutes; dry takes an hour. Git! Goin’!<\/p>\n

10 more minutes and I’m stealing your Mighty Mouse underwear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you’re going to do laundry, DO IT. Don’t leave it to mildew while I wait for you to come back & move your shit around so I can do my own laundry. Pay attention! Wash takes 35 – 40 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}