{"id":495,"date":"2005-08-15T16:53:14","date_gmt":"2005-08-16T00:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=495"},"modified":"2005-08-15T16:57:25","modified_gmt":"2005-08-16T00:57:25","slug":"what-the-hell-is-that-on-joeys-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=495","title":{"rendered":"What The Hell is That on Joey’s Head?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The new Nickelback single, from whence comes the title of this post, is called “Photograph”<\/a> and bears a startling, nay, terrifying resemblance to the song that preceded it, “Torn,” by Natalie Imbruglia. <\/p>\n

No, no, don’t go try to find it. You’ll be hearing it frequently enough by the time school starts. It’s as Fall a song as that piece of poop Roxette Remix (Listen to Your Heart) [which, according to this page <\/a> “…touches your heart, but it is also wholly danceable”] is a summer song, albeit a torturously composed summer song. The next car that drives past my apartment blasting “Listen to your heeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrrttttt!!!” gets a catt poo bomb. Better hope you’re not a convertible.<\/p>\n

Oh how I miss the year “Sweet Child O Mine” was the summer song. Further to that, I miss Back When,<\/a> a song about which I have been meaning to write a detailed analysis for quite some time but never got around to. <\/p>\n

Why yes, I am listening to Z95.3, Vancouver’s best hit music! And! I just learned that they have a contest starting soon called “Breeder’s Cup”<\/a> because apparently my eyes deceive me and NOT everyone in the lower mainland is already pregnant so they’re going to make a game of it. Whee!<\/p>\n

Damn you, CBC. Why did you have to go on strike <\/a>on my days off?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The new Nickelback single, from whence comes the title of this post, is called “Photograph” and bears a startling, nay, terrifying resemblance to the song that preceded it, “Torn,” by Natalie Imbruglia. No, no, don’t go try to find it. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}