{"id":486,"date":"2005-07-31T21:06:05","date_gmt":"2005-08-01T05:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=486"},"modified":"2005-08-01T09:20:32","modified_gmt":"2005-08-01T17:20:32","slug":"its-dark-in-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Dark in Here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got bored with th&#8217;cheeseblog&#8217;s look.  That damn duck just staring and staring at me.  Took a few minutes and thought about fooling around with CSS, my arch-enemy.  Realized I could either do it myself and not accomplish the other 462 things I want to do before December or use someone else&#8217;s design and leave my hair in my head where it belongs.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eretzvaju.org\/\"> Mr. Neuro!<\/a>  This theme is possibly sexier than I can handle right now.  I feel like I should write something ponderous.  Can I write about reality TV in a blog this sexy or do I have to talk about strife, theatre and smelly French cheeses.  Hey!  Cheese!<\/p>\n<p>Something I&#8217;ve been wondering about for a couple of weeks now: if one has one&#8217;s child in a joggy stroller and one is on roller blades and going about 50 km\/hr on a crowded city street or seawall, should one&#8217;s child maybe have a helmet or a seatbelt or something?  I don&#8217;t know much about parenting but I&#8217;m thinking if that roller blader hit a rock or a squirrel, the precious stroller cargo could fly out and crack a skull.  That plus the look of sheer terror on the face of the child in question = <b>a smiting.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Man who probably brushes with antibacterial toothpaste but drives child in stroller at dangerous speeds: you done been smote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got bored with th&#8217;cheeseblog&#8217;s look. That damn duck just staring and staring at me. Took a few minutes and thought about fooling around with CSS, my arch-enemy. Realized I could either do it myself and not accomplish the other 462 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=486\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goddessa-smites-you"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}