{"id":475,"date":"2005-07-09T05:35:24","date_gmt":"2005-07-09T13:35:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=475"},"modified":"2005-07-09T05:36:16","modified_gmt":"2005-07-09T13:36:16","slug":"i-hate-to-jinx-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"I Hate to Jinx Things"},"content":{"rendered":"

But topical Benedryl is kicking the ass of my chin itch. Oh, you didn’t know my chin itch had an ass? Yes indeed. A fat, itchy ass. Currently being kicked by the magical Benedryl cream that will probably give me cancer so I’m not even googling it. Don’t care. It was on sale 2 months ago at Shoppers and now it’s on my face. <\/p>\n

And the sun is risen! It rose at 4:30 am or something. I don’t know. I was overnighting at my volunteer job and the sun came up. And the other volunteer said, That’s Just Wrong but I disagreed silently. It is so right to watch the sun come up over all the distressed people who are finally asleep. A new day for everybody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

But topical Benedryl is kicking the ass of my chin itch. Oh, you didn’t know my chin itch had an ass? Yes indeed. A fat, itchy ass. Currently being kicked by the magical Benedryl cream that will probably give me … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-itchiness","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}