{"id":470,"date":"2005-06-28T08:27:20","date_gmt":"2005-06-28T16:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=470"},"modified":"2005-06-28T08:27:33","modified_gmt":"2005-06-28T16:27:33","slug":"oh-that-mark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=470","title":{"rendered":"Oh, THAT Mark?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The one on my forehead? That’s from banging my head into the window at John Fluevog’s store on Granville Street after spotting the new shoe about which I will obsess until it is no longer a) the perfect shoe or b) $235.<\/p>\n

Here <\/a> is where you can see the shoe, since Fluevog’s site<\/a> uses frames. God, how I hate frames. But I love shoes! So I find solutions. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The one on my forehead? That’s from banging my head into the window at John Fluevog’s store on Granville Street after spotting the new shoe about which I will obsess until it is no longer a) the perfect shoe or … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}