{"id":461,"date":"2005-06-12T20:45:47","date_gmt":"2005-06-13T04:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=461"},"modified":"2005-06-12T20:46:24","modified_gmt":"2005-06-13T04:46:24","slug":"well-yes-it-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=461","title":{"rendered":"As in; Stinky, Tasty, Expensive, Addictive and Gone Before You Know It?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you found what you were looking for, Mr. or Ms. seeker of ways in which <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.es\/search?hl=es&#038;q=love+can+be+like+cheese&#038;btnG=B%C3%BAsqueda&#038;meta=\"> love can be like cheese<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Dammit, now I&#8217;ve got <i>Love is Like Oxygen<\/i> by Sweet in my head.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8230;you get too much, it makes you high &#8211;<br \/>\nnot enough and you&#8217;re gonna die.<br \/>\nLove makes you high.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>(Yo, GATS, baby.  Don&#8217;t watch me &#8211; watch your television.  American Dad is on.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you found what you were looking for, Mr. or Ms. seeker of ways in which love can be like cheese. Dammit, now I&#8217;ve got Love is Like Oxygen by Sweet in my head. &#8230;you get too much, it makes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=461\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cheese"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}