{"id":458,"date":"2005-05-31T11:31:40","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T19:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=458"},"modified":"2005-05-31T11:31:40","modified_gmt":"2005-05-31T19:31:40","slug":"the-best-number-of-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"The Best Number of All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So far, Tim Stevenson (NDP) is still ahead of Lorne Mayencourt (Liberal) in the hotly contested riding of Vancouver-Burrard, after two weeks of counting and recounting votes from the May 17th provincial election.  By how many votes?  SEVENTEEN VOTES.<\/p>\n<p>I love the number 17.  I would suck at Sesame Street because I would have the number 17 on every day.<\/p>\n<p>PS: Let the record show, Lorne Mayencourt, that I am not gay and I did not vote for you.  So <a href=\"http:\/\/vancouver.cbc.ca\/regional\/servlet\/View?filename=bc_election-results20050530\"> stop whining that the gay community hates you.<\/a>  I hate you too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So far, Tim Stevenson (NDP) is still ahead of Lorne Mayencourt (Liberal) in the hotly contested riding of Vancouver-Burrard, after two weeks of counting and recounting votes from the May 17th provincial election. By how many votes? SEVENTEEN VOTES. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=458\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiots","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}