{"id":449,"date":"2005-05-17T16:14:55","date_gmt":"2005-05-18T00:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=449"},"modified":"2005-05-17T16:15:30","modified_gmt":"2005-05-18T00:15:30","slug":"armageddon-carry-me-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=449","title":{"rendered":"Armageddon &#8211; Carry me Home!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You knew this day would come:  GIANT TV PORN!<\/p>\n<p>I have to go out now, so I will leave you to imagine the humungous genitalia plowing into the other humungous genitalia on the GATS&#8217;s TV.  I just hope he remembered to vote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You knew this day would come: GIANT TV PORN! I have to go out now, so I will leave you to imagine the humungous genitalia plowing into the other humungous genitalia on the GATS&#8217;s TV. I just hope he remembered &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=449\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outside","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}