{"id":437,"date":"2005-05-05T06:07:55","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T14:07:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=437"},"modified":"2005-05-05T06:10:36","modified_gmt":"2005-05-05T14:10:36","slug":"top-socks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=437","title":{"rendered":"Top Socks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Elyse Sewell came perilously close to becoming <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/America%27s_Next_Top_Model\"> America&#8217;s Next Top Model Cycle One Super Fantastica!<\/a>  But Adrianne won instead and is now on the Surreal Life while Elyse continues to model and fill her livejournal with humourous, acidic reportage.  And photos.<\/p>\n<p>Pour example, today she has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/elysesewell\/21160.html\"> pope socks.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elyse Sewell came perilously close to becoming America&#8217;s Next Top Model Cycle One Super Fantastica! But Adrianne won instead and is now on the Surreal Life while Elyse continues to model and fill her livejournal with humourous, acidic reportage. And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=437\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-people","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}