{"id":431,"date":"2005-04-23T20:17:48","date_gmt":"2005-04-24T04:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=431"},"modified":"2005-04-23T20:18:35","modified_gmt":"2005-04-24T04:18:35","slug":"431","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=431","title":{"rendered":"What is Cheese?  Baby, Don&#8217;t Hurt Me.  Don&#8217;t Hurt Me.  No More."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well.  When I started th&#8217;cheeseblog, it was about cheese.  And I had three categories: cheese, not cheese and sort of cheese.  Only the &#8220;cheese&#8221; was spelled f-r-o-m-a-g-e because I was being cute.  Har.  I&#8217;ve noticed over these past months that most of my posts don&#8217;t fit in any of those categories.  Except for the &#8220;not cheese&#8221; one and can one really define one&#8217;s category by what it is not?<\/p>\n<p>If nothing is about cheese, then how can something be about not-cheese?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve changed the categories to better reflect my topics of conversation.  To go back and re-categorize 400 posts makes me squirmy so I&#8217;m not going to do that.  But from now on, look forward to more appropriate categorization.  I know you will look forward to this.  It might be better than Christmas for you, who knows.  The posts about shoes, for example, will be filed under &#8220;shoes.&#8221;  This should satisfy my need to organize and my need to talk about shoes at what seems like an unnaturally heightened volume, all the time.  SHOES!  See?<\/p>\n<p>I would like to introduce you to my unnamed talisman dragon dude.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/talisman.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I bought him in Mexico, half an hour before our bus took us to the airport to come home.  While Saint Aardvark read Gravity&#8217;s Rainbow and scratched his sunburn, I went looking for something pretty to buy with the last of my pesos.  I should have bought eight bottles of water, but alas, hindsight, etc.   I really wanted a unique, affordable piece of Mexican silver.  But after a few days, all the silver jewelry had started to look the same, in the way all the silver jewelry in the stalls on Granville St. looks the same; all peace sign pendants and dolphin rings and hoop earrings.  Come to think, even the vendors in Mexico bore a resemblance to those in Vancouver.  Anyway, at the last gift shop I had not yet explored, across the street from the hotel and next door to the farmacia I was disappointed to find the familiar mirrored wall of silver jewelry, including Harley Davidson pinky rings, an immediate turn-off.  But my eye was caught by a display shelf in the middle of the store chock full of little wooden painted creatures.  Most of them were real animals; dogs, catts, pinnipeds.  There was even a duck.  But the talisman dragon dude was so whimsical and bright and bored out of his tree there, in Mexico, on a gift store shelf, collecting dust.  So I took him home.<\/p>\n<p>Damn, now I need a &#8220;painted creatures&#8221; category.<\/p>\n<p>For pictures of Mexico that we took, travel to <a href=\"http:\/\/saintaardvarkthecarpeted.com\/pix\/pictures\/showPicture.php?album=22\"> saint aardvark&#8217;s site.<\/a>  Before you go BEFORE YOU GO!!! know that we have no shame.  You might not have known that.  <\/p>\n<p>OK.  Go. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well. When I started th&#8217;cheeseblog, it was about cheese. And I had three categories: cheese, not cheese and sort of cheese. Only the &#8220;cheese&#8221; was spelled f-r-o-m-a-g-e because I was being cute. Har. 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