{"id":422,"date":"2005-04-10T16:15:05","date_gmt":"2005-04-11T00:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=422"},"modified":"2005-04-23T19:32:01","modified_gmt":"2005-04-24T03:32:01","slug":"curiosity-and-the-big-black-catt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=422","title":{"rendered":"Curiosity and the Big Black Catt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does it cost a total of $1404 for two people to go to Las Vegas, including airfare and hotel<br \/>\nbut it costs $1586 for two people to fly to London ONTARIO and back?  Something is very wrong.<\/p>\n<p>In the living room, I found a pirate.  And on his shoulder, a big, black, furry parrot.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/hugh_seamus.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I love to eat parrots, especially the big, black kind.  I get very hungry on weekends, from the laundry and the drinking wine and the watching movies.  So I took the parrot and prepared to put him in a quiche.  Mmm.  Parrot quiche.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/clara_seamus.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Really, I&#8217;ve got nothing else for you.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does it cost a total of $1404 for two people to go to Las Vegas, including airfare and hotel but it costs $1586 for two people to fly to London ONTARIO and back? Something is very wrong. In the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=422\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}