{"id":415,"date":"2005-03-30T10:52:01","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T18:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2005-04-23T19:35:12","modified_gmt":"2005-04-24T03:35:12","slug":"the-best-is-yet-to-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"The Best is Yet to Come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Further proof that the bird poop is good luck:  yesterday I had to call the dastardly agency with the <a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=300\"> terrible hold music<\/a>  only to discover that the terrible hold music has been replaced!!<\/p>\n<p>Seagulls, pigeons, sparrows, come<br \/>\nand poop upon me, everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Further proof that the bird poop is good luck: yesterday I had to call the dastardly agency with the terrible hold music only to discover that the terrible hold music has been replaced!! Seagulls, pigeons, sparrows, come and poop upon &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=415\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}