{"id":330,"date":"2004-12-15T22:33:52","date_gmt":"2004-12-16T06:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=330"},"modified":"2004-12-15T22:38:19","modified_gmt":"2004-12-16T06:38:19","slug":"leaving-well-enough-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=330","title":{"rendered":"Leaving Well Enough Alone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m fooling with the decorations and now I&#8217;m tired.  So what if sunflowers have nothing to do with cheese and this page now looks like Anne Geddes threw up?  Hmmmm?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just too distraught by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upn.com\/shows\/top_model3\/models\/bio\/yaya.shtml\"> Yaya&#8217;s <\/a> defeat tonight at the hands of the miniature Eva, especially because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.saintaardvarkthecarpeted.com\"> Saint Aardvark <\/a> called Eva as the winner.  Damn!  <\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t like Yaya anyway.  She was definitely the most attractive girl but damn! her personality was a little on the Snooty Side.  Tyra won&#8217;t take that.  Tyra made those girls and she can tear them down or tear them new ones, as she sees fit.  DangerTyra.  &#8220;You are the shortest girls ever to make it this far!&#8221; she said to the final three.  You just know she is loving digging that dagger in.  &#8220;Lookit all y&#8217;all &#8211; that short and here on TV!  I must be some kind of Miracle Worker!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sleepy.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m fooling with the decorations and now I&#8217;m tired. So what if sunflowers have nothing to do with cheese and this page now looks like Anne Geddes threw up? Hmmmm? I&#8217;m just too distraught by Yaya&#8217;s defeat tonight at the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=330\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}