{"id":329,"date":"2004-12-13T07:25:13","date_gmt":"2004-12-13T15:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=329"},"modified":"2004-12-13T07:26:45","modified_gmt":"2004-12-13T15:26:45","slug":"pictorial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=329","title":{"rendered":"Pictorial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/angel.jpg\"> <\/p>\n<p>On Saturday we helped my parents decorate their Christmas tree.  And my mom made lasagna.  And it was so good I cried inside.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/topo.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just not Christmas unless I am competing with the tree for attention.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/blur_tree.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>The tree looked more handsome, though.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/SA.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>As did the man I married.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/dress.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>We capped it all off with the obligatory &#8220;scarring of the retinas,&#8221; without which no trip to Burnaby is complete.  We think this dress was actually made from recycled margarine tubs.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday we helped my parents decorate their Christmas tree. And my mom made lasagna. And it was so good I cried inside. It&#8217;s just not Christmas unless I am competing with the tree for attention. The tree looked more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=329\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}