{"id":325,"date":"2004-12-08T11:26:56","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T19:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=325"},"modified":"2004-12-08T11:26:56","modified_gmt":"2004-12-08T19:26:56","slug":"the-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"The Conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s how it will go:<br \/>\nMe: Hi I&#8217;m doing a fundraiser for homeless puppies who lost their parents to simian foamy virus?<br \/>\nPerson A: Awwwwww<br \/>\nPerson B: SO sad!<br \/>\nMe: Yeah, so would you like to buy a 50\/50 ticket?  For my fundraiser?<br \/>\nPerson A: Sure, I&#8217;ll give you some money<br \/>\nPerson B: Here is ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!<br \/>\nMe: Right on!  The puppies say &#8220;woof woof!&#8221;<br \/>\nPerson A: Awwwwwww<br \/>\nPerson B: Poor PUPPIES!<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;ll let you know if you win.<\/p>\n<p>Repeat with random persons until enough money raised to buy<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.olympusamerica.com\/cpg_section\/cpg_product_lobbypage.asp?l=1&#038;p=16&#038;bc=27&#038;product=1130&#038;fl=2\"> THIS <\/a> because I need it.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s how it will go: Me: Hi I&#8217;m doing a fundraiser for homeless puppies who lost their parents to simian foamy virus? Person A: Awwwwww Person B: SO sad! Me: Yeah, so would you like to buy a 50\/50 ticket? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=325\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}