They were in the closet that houses the water. They consist of:<\/p>\n
– a 2 foot fake tree in a spray-painted gold stand,
\n– a string of lights,
\n– two large bows with gold string around their middles. They’re not quite red and not quite orange. I guess you could say they are dollar-store red,
\n– a buttload of little gold bows,
\n– a buttload of gold spray-painted pine cones,
\n– two gold star miniature tree ornaments,
\n– one strand of gold plastic beads,
\n– one large gold star tree topper.<\/p>\n
Off to deck them mofo halls now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
They were in the closet that houses the water. They consist of: – a 2 foot fake tree in a spray-painted gold stand, – a string of lights, – two large bows with gold string around their middles. They’re not … Continue reading