{"id":3101,"date":"2011-10-09T07:13:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T15:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=3101"},"modified":"2011-10-09T07:13:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-09T15:13:00","slug":"thankful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=3101","title":{"rendered":"Thankful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Children,<\/p>\n<p>Even when you get up too early and sing all the time I can see, intellectually, that it&#8217;s a good thing. Much as I might want to sleep longer and have the world be quiet, I can&#8217;t help but think that in the long run, being early, cheerful risers will endear you to at least 50% of the population.<\/p>\n<p>And the other 50% now has advance warning and can avoid you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/eli_swim.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/eli_swim.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Fresco in his Dress Up Pants\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3102\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(who would want to avoid that squishy adorable baby?  HMMMMM?)<\/p>\n<p>I am thankful for you kids. Even when I feel like a shell of a person, you have the ability to huddle up in the shell with me and help me feel less hollow.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/thanks3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/thanks3.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Eyeball!\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3103\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Fresco &#8212; self portrait with flash)<\/p>\n<p>And you might not know it, but you are thankful for each other. Trust me. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/thanks2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/thanks2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Two in the Bed\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3104\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Conversation that followed this picture:<br \/>\nFresco: Trombone, if I&#8217;m asleep tonight and I get too uncomfortable, I&#8217;m going to come sleep with you!<br \/>\nTrombone: Uh, no you&#8217;re not.<br \/>\nFresco: Yes I am! You have a comfortable bed!<br \/>\nTrombone: So do you. Don&#8217;t come in my bed when I&#8217;m sleeping. Just don&#8217;t.) <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/thanks1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/thanks1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Attitude Face Has Attitude\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3105\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fresco, today you were delighted to learn that it&#8217;s Thanksgiving. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! you hollered. I have always considered Thanksgiving a nicely positioned long weekend and also a good excuse to make stuffing, whether or not there is turkey, but your good humour, like your many viruses, is infectious. <\/p>\n<p>Trombone, at school this week you made a cornucopia. I said, a what? You said, a horn of plenty, mom. You coloured the vegetables and glued them to the horn and were absolutely delighted with yourself. I am absolutely delighted with you.<\/p>\n<p>You are both so smart and weird and funny and sweet and healthy and happy and I love you. And I would never leave you by the side of the road for someone to pick up. Never.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/thanks4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/thanks4.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Send Help!\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3106\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(your father took this picture. I was cleaning the house or something something womanly arts.)<\/p>\n<p>Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Children, Even when you get up too early and sing all the time I can see, intellectually, that it&#8217;s a good thing. 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