{"id":310,"date":"2004-11-22T22:39:53","date_gmt":"2004-11-23T05:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=310"},"modified":"2004-11-22T22:39:53","modified_gmt":"2004-11-23T05:39:53","slug":"wouldja-look-at-the-size-of-those","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Wouldja Look at the Size of Those&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, If GATS ever watches Jaws on that giant cock of a TV, I am so, so hooped.  I have a shark thing?  It&#8217;s not getting any better with age.<\/p>\n<p>Today, amidst the usual &#8220;feet + girl + cheese&#8221; and &#8220;chad kroeger + ducks&#8221; google results, one of my referrers was listed as: <a href=\"http:\/\/praize.christianjobs.com\/employers_post2.asp?type=single\"> Praize Christian Jobs. <\/a>  It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/english.monster.ca\/\"> Monster <\/a> for niche Christians.  Who knew?  Praize the maize!  Snaize!  Watch more Fear Factaize!<\/p>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;m not trying to cure my sore throat with citrus fruit and hot lemony tea, the canker sore on my tonsil has healed right up!  Yes, you CAN get a canker on your tonsil; no, I DON&#8217;T know how.  My best guess is it&#8217;s payback for dissing <a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?p=213\"> Billy Klippert earlier this year<\/a> and hurting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rateddave.ca\/\"> Rated Dave&#8217;s <\/a> feelings.<br \/>\nSorry dudes.  Mea tonsila, mea tonsila, mea cankeros tonsila.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear, If GATS ever watches Jaws on that giant cock of a TV, I am so, so hooped. I have a shark thing? It&#8217;s not getting any better with age. Today, amidst the usual &#8220;feet + girl + cheese&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=310\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}