{"id":294,"date":"2004-11-04T08:16:01","date_gmt":"2004-11-04T15:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=294"},"modified":"2004-11-04T09:35:40","modified_gmt":"2004-11-04T16:35:40","slug":"look-at-that-grin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=294","title":{"rendered":"Look at that Grin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, I think I just ate one of my own hairs.  Goddamn almond butter.<br \/>\nSecond, today is Day 29 of no cheese!  OK so on the weekend I had pizza and it had cheese on it but other than that, I have been cheese-free for one month!  And boy do I feel fantastic. <\/p>\n<p>Actually, I feel about the same, but I have probably saved about One Million Dollars by not buying cheese and that makes me feel somewhat fantastic.  Fantasticesque.<\/p>\n<p>Third, Paul Martin is such a brown-noser.  And this picture is so totally fake!  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/servlet\/story\/RTGAM.20041104.welxnliberals04\/BNStory\/specialUSelection\/\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/martin.jpg\"> <\/a><br \/>\n<i>Prime Minister Paul Martin calls U.S. President George W. Bush on Wednesday to congratulate him on his election victory.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I wonder if PM Martin ever hits himself on the head with his little hammer.  I should get one for my desk at work.  Some days, it would help to be unconscious and\/or concussed.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, I think I just ate one of my own hairs. Goddamn almond butter. Second, today is Day 29 of no cheese! OK so on the weekend I had pizza and it had cheese on it but other than that, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=294\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}