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<\/a><\/p>\nT: You can ask me some more questions.
\nMe: What do you think I should ask you?
\nT: What about if I tell you all my favourite things.
\nMe: OK.
\nT: My favourite superhero is Iron Man. I love riding my bike. Sometimes playing with my friends, J and T. Sometimes J likes T better than me. Now why don’t you tell me all of your favourites. I guess — ponies.
\nMe: I do like ponies. I also like reading. And I like writing. And I —
\nT: Do you like going on vacations?
\nMe: Yeah
\nT: Me too.
\nMe: Where would you like to go on a vacation?
\nT: (thinks) Mexico. Maybe Mexico.
\nMe: What do you think it would be like?
\nT: I think it would be lots of tropical islands and, um, it would be really sunny and hot.
\nMe: What would you do there?
\nT: I would just lie on the beach and maybe swim in the water.
\nMe: That sounds fun.
\nT: —
\nMe: We should go to Mexico.
\nT: —<\/p>\n
Me: Ummmmmm. If you could be anything in the world, what would you be?
\nT: A superhero. That’s the only thing I want to be. Only thing. And I can make up my own Justice League.
\nMe: What would your power be?
\nT: Well, I would actually be the ruler. And I would be Superman, because I think he is the real ruler. He has soldiers to fight crime.
\nMe: …What if you couldn’t be a superhero, what would you be?
\nT: I would be a giant. A GIANT.<\/p>\n
Me: What do you like better, dogs or cats? T: But now I’m pretending to be Batman. Me: What do you think I could do better as a mom? T: I have a Justice League movie. The End.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I decided to interview Trombone today because we are both sitting on the couch and he is going to sleep. I do not want him to go to sleep because if he naps, he will be up until all hours … Continue reading <\/a><\/p>\n
\nT: I like dogs better.
\nMe: How come?
\nT: (yawns) Cause…there’s a Superdog. And I have a dog costume. Maybe next year, Fresco can be Superdog for Halloween. Wearing his Supercape (sings) Ba ba baaaaaa!
\nMe: What else would you like to tell me about yourself?
\nT: When I’m SuperTrombone, my power is strength. I can lift a whole planet with one tiny pinky. I know it would take a hundred men. But I can do it. Only one person and a pinky. I wouldn’t need any help. Maybe a little help from SuperFresco. He’s my sidekick.
\nMe: Nice.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nMe: Uh huh.
\nT: (gets up from his side of the couch and rubs my leg)
\nMe: What?
\nT: Just your leg looks so smooth from over there. (looks over my shoulder) Wow..is that all the words I’m saying?
\nMe: Yup.
\nT: My favourite books that aren’t comics are Captain Underpants books.
\nMe: Hmmm. What do you like about them?
\nT: Cause the bad guys have funny names. And so does Captain Underpants.
\nMe: Is ‘underpants’ a funny word?
\nT: Heh heh. Maybe.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nT: I think you could give me candy all day.
\nMe: All day?
\nT: ALL DAY LONG.
\nMe: What do you like about candy?
\nT: That it’s sweet and it tastes yummy.
\nMe: That’s the best.
\nT: Yummy yummy yummy. You’re the yummiest mommy I ever had.
\nMe: Thanks.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nMe: And is it good?
\nT: Yes it is. It’s really good. And it has guns in it.
\nMe: How come there are guns?
\nT: Cause there’s a war.
\nMe: Oh. Who wins the war?
\nT: The superheroes.
\nMe: Of course. How do they win? Do they shoot guns?
\nT: No, they do not. Well, the soldiers put their guns down. And then there’s a giant robot? And then, he stops wanting to fight the superheroes when they put their guns down.
\nMe: So they stop fighting and the war stops?
\nT: Yes. That’s exactly right.
\nMe: Do you think that would work in real life?
\nT: I don’t know. Lower your weapons!
\nMe: What weapons?
\nT: Your brain. Put your brain into your body! Lower it!
\nMe: Uhh
\nT: There. I took it out and smashed it into your body. It’s in your body now, not in your head.
\nMe: Uhhhh
\nT: Ha ha! I win the war!<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n