{"id":289,"date":"2004-10-22T09:59:18","date_gmt":"2004-10-22T16:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=289"},"modified":"2004-10-22T09:59:18","modified_gmt":"2004-10-22T16:59:18","slug":"some-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Some Things"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Your powerfully written letter requesting “real change” and “accountability” gains credibility in leaps and bounds if you do not use the “comic” font.<\/p>\n

2. You know it is Friday when you wear red shoes to work and when you turn on your radio, <\/a> the first song you hear is “(the angels wanna wear my) red shoes.” <\/p>\n

3. Office people get very cranky when they have no water to drink (oh except for the water that comes out of the forty-five assorted taps. That’s poo-water.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Your powerfully written letter requesting “real change” and “accountability” gains credibility in leaps and bounds if you do not use the “comic” font. 2. You know it is Friday when you wear red shoes to work and when you … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}