{"id":2725,"date":"2011-03-27T19:09:02","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T03:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=2725"},"modified":"2011-03-31T20:27:20","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T04:27:20","slug":"all-the-things-im-not-saying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=2725","title":{"rendered":"All The Things I&#8217;m Not Saying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blog posts come. They come in the shower, I swear, one contained in each tiny pinprick of hot water. They come when I am nodding off in the recliner, &#8216;doing some reading&#8217; while Fresco floats off to napland in his crib. They come when the second gulp of coffee tumbles over my tongue. <\/p>\n<p>Once the keyboard is under my fingers, I notice crumbs beneath the keys. I notice that some of the keys are worn shiny and others are not. I consider and discard this as a blog post topic. I recall the ideas I had earlier but they feel half-formed and pointless, like dreams. I discard them, too. <\/p>\n<p>I just keep letting these ideas beat their little wings against my brain. I never catch the butterfly and pin that fucker to a board.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I had an idea for a blog post. Later, I spent an hour writing it down. It was funny and cranky and mean. 1300 words about how funny and cranky and mean I was. I finished it, I read it over, and I felt &#8212; terrible. It was actually more mean and less funny. Not as funny as it could have been. Not a kind of funny that I currently appreciate. So I killed it.<\/p>\n<p>What I have always loved about blogging is: you type and type and type and then you hit publish and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ehow.com\/how_4745979_use-walla-properly-voila.html\"> WALLA <\/a> (you&#8217;re going to want to follow that link) it is done. People comment, or don&#8217;t, and you move on. It&#8217;s over. Unless it&#8217;s (for me) a post about sleep, sickness, shoe shopping, or America&#8217;s Next Top Model, I will never revisit the ideas within a particular post in exactly the same way.<\/p>\n<p>It bears repeating that even on the Internet, where we can self-publish, not everything <i>has to be<\/i> published. Not everything has to be written down. Not everything needs to make it to the second or third or fourth draft. Kill your babies.<\/p>\n<p>But &#8211;  I made that. Why would I destroy it? <\/p>\n<p>Because it sucks. And now that the idea has been fully fleshed and shown to suck, there is part of that idea that can be used somewhere else. That baby&#8217;s liver, this baby&#8217;s kidney. <\/p>\n<p><i>Oh macabre.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>When I write and type and type and write and then, at the end, decide to kill the baby, well it&#8217;s awful. I mean, that was an hour! and it&#8217;s gone! What are you thinking? Just trim it, revise it, take it in a different direction. Throw in a picture. Don&#8217;t kill it! Please! <\/p>\n<p>(No, it&#8217;s dead.) <\/p>\n<p><i>This,<\/i> here is the kidney. This experience; that I took the step of evaluating something I wrote and decided it was not worthy of even self-publishing. (even!) <\/p>\n<p>A wise man named <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NK1SaIJbCRE\"> Tom Cochrane<\/a> said it best:<\/p>\n<p>The secret is to know when to stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blog posts come. They come in the shower, I swear, one contained in each tiny pinprick of hot water. They come when I am nodding off in the recliner, &#8216;doing some reading&#8217; while Fresco floats off to napland in his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=2725\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[456,92,455],"class_list":["post-2725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1","tag-bloggity","tag-cranky-bitch","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2725"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2737,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2725\/revisions\/2737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}