{"id":2617,"date":"2011-02-01T15:16:13","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T23:16:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=2617"},"modified":"2011-02-01T15:16:13","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T23:16:13","slug":"two-poems-about-a-stuffed-eeyore-watching-the-fireplace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=2617","title":{"rendered":"Two Poems About A Stuffed Eeyore Watching the Fireplace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s prompt thanks to Arwen: <i> Write a sonnet about an object you can see from where you&#8217;re sitting.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I call this style of sonnet <i>The Tortured Style<\/i> &#8217;cause it sure ain&#8217;t Italian, Shakespearean or AnyRealPoet-ian.<\/p>\n<p>Ahem.<\/p>\n<p><b>Eeyore One<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You grey, sloping beast, you dreary old thing<br \/>\nstaring at the dark, cold glass, the artful<br \/>\nlogs behind it. Any promises of spring<br \/>\nare long gone now. This freezing day will pull<br \/>\nthe bones from under my skin, my eyes will<br \/>\nwater like taps when I emerge, better<br \/>\nto keep the fireplace dull and quiet and still<br \/>\nwhile I rip and curl sentence and letter.<br \/>\nEeyore, your sad demeanor reminds me<br \/>\nof myself, too many times to count. I<br \/>\ndroop and wilt and frown so easily.<br \/>\nIt is easier to laugh than to cry.<br \/>\nWriting about watching a thing unreal;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m glad this sonnet won&#8217;t earn my next meal.<\/p>\n<p>And one in Good Old Free Verse because concentrating on writing rhyming poetry gave me a headache. <\/p>\n<p><b>Eeyore Two<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Eeyore has a black strip of hair along his head,<br \/>\na wide bottom &#8211; he is pear shaped &#8211;<br \/>\nand of course, a detachable tail.<\/p>\n<p>Eeyore is the grey of a slow raincloud. <\/p>\n<p>He is the fat drop about to spatter.<\/p>\n<p>He is November, in a stuffed animal form,<br \/>\ndreary.<\/p>\n<p>His fuzzed back faces me. If I could see his eyes, oval and downcast,<br \/>\nI would clutch him by his long ears<br \/>\nand throw him across the room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s prompt thanks to Arwen: Write a sonnet about an object you can see from where you&#8217;re sitting. I call this style of sonnet The Tortured Style &#8217;cause it sure ain&#8217;t Italian, Shakespearean or AnyRealPoet-ian. Ahem. Eeyore One You grey, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=2617\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[306,348,346,347],"class_list":["post-2617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1","tag-bed11","tag-more-tigger-less-eeyore","tag-poetry","tag-stuffed-animals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2618,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2617\/revisions\/2618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}