{"id":25,"date":"2003-10-20T11:59:35","date_gmt":"2003-10-20T18:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=25"},"modified":"2003-10-20T11:59:35","modified_gmt":"2003-10-20T18:59:35","slug":"ah-sweet-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"ah, sweet cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"

The only problem with being back off the cheesewagon and up to my metaphorical knees in cheese, is that I still haven’t had a chance to buy groceries so there’s no cheese in the house. The cheese around my knees is imaginary! Ack alors! I found some leftover cream cheese from the cheesecake and will have to make do for now because I don’t have the energy to leave the house and get cheese. Such a catch-22! <\/p>\n

I wonder if squirrels <\/a>eat cheese. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The only problem with being back off the cheesewagon and up to my metaphorical knees in cheese, is that I still haven’t had a chance to buy groceries so there’s no cheese in the house. The cheese around my knees … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}